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outofcontextdnd:

DM: “You see a large pool of water, but its murkiness and the darkness of the cavern makes it impossible to tell the depth.”

Cleric: “I know! I throw my torch into the water.”

DM: “… The cleric with 7 Int throws your only light source into the water, where it immediately extinguishes and the wooden torch floats on the surface.”

Cleric: “It’s okay guys! See? It’s only a few inches deep!”

kingthalion:

I don’t think the tree can bear anymore

kingthalion:

I don’t think the tree can bear anymore

(Source: madness-and-gods)

minazarei:

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

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(Source: fyspringfield)

charliedayquotes:

I specialize in bird law.

charliedayquotes:

I specialize in bird law.

did the jetsons ever explain why everyone lives 1500 feet in the air, or are we just supposed to decide for ourselves what hideous calamity befell the earth and rendered our once noble planet unsuitable for human existence

kyleyo:

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(Source: boysinbarrettes)

Posted 1 hour ago with 16,913 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

Sweet releaf. [mrlovenstein]

tastefullyoffensive:

Sweet releaf. [mrlovenstein]

Posted 1 hour ago with 4,050 notes
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liminal-zone:

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THIS IS AMAZING

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

Posted 1 hour ago with 52,366 notes
nevver:

Aliens

nevver:

Aliens

Posted 1 hour ago with 1,418 notes