DM: “You see a large pool of water, but its murkiness and the darkness of the cavern makes it impossible to tell the depth.”
Cleric: “I know! I throw my torch into the water.”
DM: “… The cleric with 7 Int throws your only light source into the water, where it immediately extinguishes and the wooden torch floats on the surface.”
Cleric: “It’s okay guys! See? It’s only a few inches deep!”
I don’t think the tree can bear anymore
I specialize in bird law.
◤ did the jetsons ever explain why everyone lives 1500 feet in the air, or are we just supposed to decide for ourselves what hideous calamity befell the earth and rendered our once noble planet unsuitable for human existence ◢